Brains are whack.
Sad but true
How I Act Around Girls
This was hard to read.
Sometimes I wish I had that kind of courage…
My mailman was the first to show me how the real world works
How to fix the deficit
Meanwhile in Canada
Game of Stranger Things
Had one job: did it.
Find someone who loves you like George Bush loves Michelle Obama
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s amphetamine
Rubber band portraits
the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma
this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships
if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead
there’s always that one coworker. Are you that one coworker???
Join the conversation
Are you coming to beer fest?
with this move, the war for the thermostat in the house came to a quick end
zebra caretakers wear striped patterned suits so orphaned foals recognize them
bear learned to give the dog bones so he would be given access to the trash. Bartering in the animal kingdom at its finest
how to properly cook lasagna. Just don’t ask me what temp the oven is supposed to be set to…
living my dream like there is no tomorrow
The fastest way to wake a sleeping father is by touching the TV remote
conference call bingo would be a dangerous drinking game