None shall pass!
Rock smiths move mountains.
You had me at yeehaw.
Cooler than you will ever bee.
Goodbye my love.
The Moon if it were the same distance away as the ISS.
You’re an egg, Bruce.
Trust farts are a bad combo.
Thar’s a hand up thar!
I can’t believe you’ve done this…
You is smart…
*pooh bear wants to know your location*
Captain Native America
Stone the children.
Kids have a certain magic to them…
Things you are better of knowing.
The day after the warranty expires on my laptop.
I think of this whenever I turn on CNN.
Chris Pratt before and after pics
A Box of Fruit Loops, Neatly Organized
Join the conversation
So you’re saying I’m fired…?
I smell another lawsuit for the use of her likeness.
Starting is Progress
Man’s best friend.
What a non-bogus babe Betty is.
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Every time I go to Best Buy
A guide for pairing wine and cheese.