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Felt cute. Might eat ~20,000 calories later.

Felt cute. Might eat ~20,000 calories later.
i wonder what he left behind
i wonder what he left behind
this is accurate
this is accurate
sorry if your name is kyle
sorry if your name is kyle
if only there was something they could do
if only there was something they could do
gone but never forgotten
gone but never forgotten
the things you realize as an adult
the things you realize as an adult
i’m supposed to divide my laundry?
i’m supposed to divide my laundry?
Finley only has one setting
Finley only has one setting
You can’t run
You can’t run
this toy line is my favorite
this toy line is my favorite
never keep a crow waiting
never keep a crow waiting
have the decency to leave the store first
have the decency to leave the store first
I really hope this is an actual KFC rejection letter
I really hope this is an actual KFC rejection letter
don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me
don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me
hello, ladies
hello, ladies
Forever+alone%2C+level%3A+delicious.
Forever alone, level: delicious.
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when…
Hate+when+that+happens.
Hate when that happens.
Words.
Words.
Join the conversation
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
True+story.
True story.
Words.
Words.
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21
It’s a trap!
Smell+like+a+monster%21
Smell like a monster!
What+is+your+Batman+name%3F%3F%3F
What is your Batman name???
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.