% Feeling Lucky? %

Felt cute. Might eat ~20,000 calories later.

Felt cute. Might eat ~20,000 calories later.
Bruce lee wisdom
Bruce lee wisdom
Come On America, You’re Falling Behind
Come On America, You’re Falling Behind
Don’t judge them by their accent
Don’t judge them by their accent
Might as well divide by 0
Might as well divide by 0
I HAD TO I'M SORRY LEO
I HAD TO I'M SORRY LEO
Dr. Cat
Dr. Cat
House is so accurate most of the time
House is so accurate most of the time
Heading to fat camp?
Heading to fat camp?
Scumbag UPS driver
Scumbag UPS driver
Men Vs. Women By Louis C. K.
Men Vs. Women By Louis C. K.
I'm crying
I'm crying
The teacher asked for a 16 line poem, this is what this kid turned in…
The teacher asked for a 16 line poem, this is what this kid turned in…
Airbags are scary…
Airbags are scary…
I’m going to bed.
I’m going to bed.
Getting to be part of a wrestling show!
Getting to be part of a wrestling show!
you+can%26%238217%3Bt+run.+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+hide
you can’t run. you can’t hide
the+only+correct+answer
the only correct answer
bringer+of+adorable+death
bringer of adorable death
lol.+yes
lol. yes
Join the conversation
slow+boat
slow boat
did+it+work%3F+i+need+to+know%26%238230%3B+for+science
did it work? i need to know… for science
need+to+adopt+another+dog+now
need to adopt another dog now
a+love+that+will+never+die
a love that will never die
not+a+straight+a+student
not a straight a student
he%26%238217%3Bd+fit+right+in+with+modern+times
he’d fit right in with modern times
yeah%2C+this+won%26%238217%3Bt+end+well
yeah, this won’t end well
fat+bear+week+is+the+best+week+of+the+year
fat bear week is the best week of the year