he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

he didn't hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

Toffee didn’t much care about fitting.

Toffee didn’t much care about fitting.

I don’t know why.

I don’t know why.

Are you crying?

Are you crying?

Coffee with Jesus

Coffee with Jesus

Worst babysitter ever.

Worst babysitter ever.

How I look.

Several rooms in my house I do not go in.

Several rooms in my house I do not go in.

Life is like a giant cookie.

Life is like a giant cookie.

False advertising.

False advertising.

u wot sqrl

About to make his day…

About to make his day…

World’s largest underground trampoline.

World’s largest underground trampoline.

The owner of this boat is a troll King!

The owner of this boat is a troll King!

Lil’ diabeetus.

Lil’ diabeetus.

Coincidence? End the horror.

Coincidence? End the horror.