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Wind up, boys!

Wind up, boys!
How’d that work out for you?
How’d that work out for you?
Oh internets…
Oh internets…
Surprise!
Surprise!
Phallic Buzz Lightyear.
Phallic Buzz Lightyear.
Things I deal with.
Things I deal with.
How to rationalize eating an entire cake.
How to rationalize eating an entire cake.
Here I was paying for it…
Here I was paying for it…
Words.
Words.
Sing-a-long!
Sing-a-long!
Friends are like boobs.
Friends are like boobs.
Choosing a college major.
Choosing a college major.
Oh meme…
Oh meme…
Pesky bears…
Pesky bears…
Three types of rock.
Three types of rock.
Retirement plan?
Retirement plan?
And+then+I+was+like%26%238230%3B
And then I was like…
Remember+that+time+you+threw+a+shoe+at+me%3F
Remember that time you threw a shoe at me?
Throwing+stars+are+overrated.
Throwing stars are overrated.
I%26%238217%3Bm+Clint+Eastwood%2C+and+I+approve+of+this+armadillo.
I’m Clint Eastwood, and I approve of this armadillo.
Join the conversation
How+tragic.
How tragic.
House+quote+FTW.
House quote FTW.
Boot+camp+winning.
Boot camp winning.
Volkswagen+Imperial+Walker.
Volkswagen Imperial Walker.
Officer+Skrillex.
Officer Skrillex.
Lies%21
Lies!
Lent.
Lent.
Logic+will+get+you+nowhere.
Logic will get you nowhere.