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What a time to be alive!

What a time to be alive!
fast? no. furious? absolutely
fast? no. furious? absolutely
eyes said “marry me,” stomach said “now”
eyes said “marry me,” stomach said “now”
Insert pacifier to enter sleep mode
Insert pacifier to enter sleep mode
can explain quantum theory, forgot my keys
can explain quantum theory, forgot my keys
someone get this man a gummy!
someone get this man a gummy!
he said he was making ‘cloud armor’
he said he was making ‘cloud armor’
talent: under construction, batteries not included
talent: under construction, batteries not included
tweet me never, feather friend
tweet me never, feather friend
guess i’m moisturized for eternity now
guess i’m moisturized for eternity now
Roaring through the glass ceiling
Roaring through the glass ceiling
asked for comfort, got a studio apartment
asked for comfort, got a studio apartment
degrees, are you okay? Are you okay, degrees?
degrees, are you okay? Are you okay, degrees?
this summer… the woods bite back
this summer… the woods bite back
broke but brewed and bougie
broke but brewed and bougie
I save my rage for printer errors and tangled earphones
I save my rage for printer errors and tangled earphones
Morgan+Freeman+discusses+Black+history+month.
Morgan Freeman discusses Black history month.
The+truth+about+Glee.
The truth about Glee.
Mind+%3D+blown.
Mind = blown.
Story+of+my+life.
Story of my life.
Join the conversation
Why+I%26%238217%3Bm+single%26%238230%3B
Why I’m single…
The+highlight+of+my+Valentine%26%238217%3Bs+Day.
The highlight of my Valentine’s Day.
CPR+Instructions.
CPR Instructions.
Scumbag+dog.
Scumbag dog.
Secrets.
Secrets.
Oh+really%3F
Oh really?
My+real+ladder+left+when+I+was+5.
My real ladder left when I was 5.
Erm%26%238230%3B
Erm…