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Today I learned I am a huge communist. Maybe the biggest of them all.

Today I learned I am a huge communist. Maybe the biggest of them all.
Dad level 439932.
Dad level 439932.
Hey Mr. Owl. Why so glum?
Hey Mr. Owl. Why so glum?
Memes in real life.
Memes in real life.
Hrrnnnggg.
Hrrnnnggg.
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Math.
Math.
Super small little pig!
Super small little pig!
How about no.
How about no.
Oh Santa.
Oh Santa.
The Man Card.
The Man Card.
I would date you, but…
I would date you, but…
Mr. Bean is a jerk.
Mr. Bean is a jerk.
Nice suit Vader.
Nice suit Vader.
She winked at me!
She winked at me!
Observations by Mitch Hedberg.
Observations by Mitch Hedberg.
the+two+wolves+inside+of+me
the two wolves inside of me
kinda+makes+you+think
kinda makes you think
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+know+half+of+you+half+as+well+as+I+should+like%2C+and+I+like+less+than+half+of+you+half+as+well+as+you+deserve
I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
makes+sense+to+me
makes sense to me
Join the conversation
god+bless+america
god bless america
we+should+all+make+a+habit+of+this
we should all make a habit of this
whale+would+you+look+at+that
whale would you look at that
one+of+the+worst+mild+inconveniences
one of the worst mild inconveniences
this+is+nut%26%238217%3Bs
this is nut’s
%2Abumps+into+someone%2A+%26%238220%3BOh%2C+Thank+you%21%26%238221%3B
*bumps into someone* “Oh, Thank you!”
thankies+gramma
thankies gramma
work+mood
work mood