When I grow up, I wanna be a kwaken!
who starts a conversation like that?
why i don’t own any plants
be excellent to each other
non-denominational sneeze response options
the tactical ferret
you went on an adventure
it’s like scientists don’t watch movies at all
one doesn’t just bite the corner off a pizza roll and blow into it
use your freebie wisely
been cutting frozen pizza wrong all these years
dislike congress? wolves
need to find my chill faster
Cats gone wild.
That fresh cut grass smell…
Do you have my reservation?
The Ministry Has Fallen.
Join the conversation
Drinking and writing.
How dogs try to rationalize.
The name of your new record label.
Stormtrooper Secrets: Hip Hop Twerk
A lovely collection of hamster butts.
I’ve been reading up on nipples.
Dating girls is like riding a bicycle.