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Haiku by Robot

Haiku by Robot
How many times can you sneeze at once?
How many times can you sneeze at once?
Almost saw a vampire on my morning walk.
Almost saw a vampire on my morning walk.
It really do be like that sometimes
It really do be like that sometimes
lil wood
lil wood
If you give a capybara a goat…
If you give a capybara a goat…
What is this sorcery
What is this sorcery
This ram is an absolute unit
This ram is an absolute unit
About to have some awesome consensual duets.
About to have some awesome consensual duets.
I ask for nothing
I ask for nothing
Friend shaped
Friend shaped
Fist Bump?
Fist Bump?
This abomination is The Magic Roundabout, comprised of five smaller roundabouts around a larger one.
This abomination is The Magic Roundabout, comprised of five smaller roundabouts around a larger one.
The great pyramids of Giza as seen from Pizza Hut
The great pyramids of Giza as seen from Pizza Hut
Before alarm clocks were affordable, ‘knocker-ups’ were used to wake people early in the morning. UK, around 1900
Before alarm clocks were affordable, ‘knocker-ups’ were used to wake people early in the morning. UK, around 1900
Should we be concerned about Jeff?
Should we be concerned about Jeff?
Those+are+fighting+sniffs%26%238230%3B
Those are fighting sniffs…
Curiosity+and+persistence+matter.
Curiosity and persistence matter.
Gonna+burn+the+building%26%238230%3B
Gonna burn the building…
Llamas+are+a+joy+to+raise%2C+allegedly.
Llamas are a joy to raise, allegedly.
Join the conversation
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+wait+for+the+year+2525%2C+personally.
I can’t wait for the year 2525, personally.
Wait+a+minute%26%238230%3B
Wait a minute…
good+mornling+fren.
good mornling fren.
I+think+I%26%238217%3Bll+go+for+a+walk%26%238230%3B
I think I’ll go for a walk…
Tweeting+on+unholy+land.
Tweeting on unholy land.
Beef+five+ways%21
Beef five ways!
My+body+is+a+temple.
My body is a temple.
Houseplants+really+do+be+like+that%26%238230%3B
Houseplants really do be like that…