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Never trust a robot with shifty eyes

Never trust a robot with shifty eyes
I’m not fat!
I’m not fat!
Starfish in Indonesia
Starfish in Indonesia
Winning at fatherhood.
Winning at fatherhood.
So I just let it go…
So I just let it go…
The circle of life.
The circle of life.
I’m not sick…
I’m not sick…
Where happiness comes from.
Where happiness comes from.
Dogs dressed like humans.
Dogs dressed like humans.
Handbag of death.
Handbag of death.
Nothing to see here. Just a stork making a delivery.
Nothing to see here. Just a stork making a delivery.
She’s sitting across from me at a Starbucks
She’s sitting across from me at a Starbucks
Giraffe Swiss Rolls.
Giraffe Swiss Rolls.
Giraffe Manor, South Africa.
Giraffe Manor, South Africa.
Right in the feels.
Right in the feels.
Women’s studies.
Women’s studies.
%2Astomps+in+Air+Force+Ones%2A
*stomps in Air Force Ones*
I+would+listen+to+his+elevator+pitch%26%238230%3B
I would listen to his elevator pitch…
They+had+me+on+the+first+half%26%238230%3B
They had me on the first half…
Roly+polii+come+in+purple%2C+apparently.
Roly polii come in purple, apparently.
Join the conversation
The+moisture+content+of+anger+is+too+damn+high.
The moisture content of anger is too damn high.
The+time+dancer+giveth.
The time dancer giveth.
How+to+make+friends.+A+Guide.
How to make friends. A Guide.
Tigers+also+love+Spooktober.
Tigers also love Spooktober.
%2Ahardy+laughter%2A
*hardy laughter*
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+to+fly%2C+if+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+want+to.
You don’t have to fly, if you don’t want to.
Debt+is+weird.
Debt is weird.
Cry+the+entire+river%2C+see+if+I+care%26%238230%3B
Cry the entire river, see if I care…