I like an occasional squab forcemeat.
this hurts my brain
let him rest
*buys stock in neopets*
they couldn’t be more different
but i can’t pet a wolf?
the long con
it’s a competition
so much for relaxing in hawaii
it’s the intellectual thing to do
god bless the usa
he would have gotten away with it too if he hadn’t skipped English class
this person is a real boob
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A gum recycler made out of gum in London
You don’t even know what you don’t know.
We did it!
It wasn’t even pajama day…
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It makes no sense to me but I’ll take what I can get.
This might work out great for me.
Finally found a beach house I might be able to afford!
Thank you for the clicking digits, human.
You are at the wrong party, bud.
Way of The Drogon.
Look out for each other.
Spa days are for tigers too.