the only smart person in any michael bay movie ever

My dad works with Ted Cruz…

Positive[ly] wrecked.

The Nords eat purposefully.

Safari down makes the best pillows.

Baby, it’s cold outside…

Mom of the year, circa 1985.

Please help the elephants whenever the occasion arises. 🐘

B-o-o-o-o-ohooomer.

Yeah that works great actually…

I’m blue daba dee dabba dooo…

Dear Michael

Every time, all the time.

Subway cars being dropped in the ocean in rocky areas to create habitats for sea life, apparently.

Never heard of it…

I was asked to leave…