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Ready to be a father.

Ready to be a father.
you will pay for your betrayal
you will pay for your betrayal
this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point
this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point
what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?
what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?
how not to tell someone their std test results
how not to tell someone their std test results
just one?
just one?
this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty
this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty
and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist
and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist
kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?
kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?
owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen
owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen
This is a brilliant grandpa move
This is a brilliant grandpa move
Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?
Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?
you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!
you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!
the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive
the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive
write the next line of this story
write the next line of this story
made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?
made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?
This.+I+need+this+in+my+mouth.
This. I need this in my mouth.
%26%238230%3BI+love+you.
…I love you.
My+girlfriend+is+a+cat.
My girlfriend is a cat.
Impostor%21
Impostor!
Join the conversation
I+feel+like+God.
I feel like God.
Push+a+hipster+down+the+stairs%26%238230%3B
Push a hipster down the stairs…
What+women+see+vs.+what+men+see.
What women see vs. what men see.
Expand+your+vocabulary.
Expand your vocabulary.
The+American+Dream+is+alive+and+well.
The American Dream is alive and well.
Grinding+the+Crack.
Grinding the Crack.
Winnie+was+having+a+bad+day.
Winnie was having a bad day.
Chicken+Little%26%238217%3Bs+worst+nightmare.
Chicken Little’s worst nightmare.