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i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

toast and butter is an everyday phase

toast and butter is an everyday phase

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals

the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

this is how many sides a circle has

this is how many sides a circle has

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”