% Feeling Lucky? %

wife included

wife included
Thug life.
Thug life.
Optimist, pessimist, realist, me.
Optimist, pessimist, realist, me.
Almost died in Finding Nemo.
Almost died in Finding Nemo.
Clowns.
Clowns.
Victoria’s Secret vs. Dove.
Victoria’s Secret vs. Dove.
Roses are red…
Roses are red…
Scumbag babies.
Scumbag babies.
When a website tries to suggest a username.
When a website tries to suggest a username.
Awesome fingernails are awesome.
Awesome fingernails are awesome.
Tactical kitten.
Tactical kitten.
The multiverse theory.
The multiverse theory.
Hi, I’m Paula Deen.
Hi, I’m Paula Deen.
You were beautiful until your Photoshop 30-day trial expired.
You were beautiful until your Photoshop 30-day trial expired.
Why I’m alone.
Why I’m alone.
All the singles in my area want to meet me!
All the singles in my area want to meet me!
words+to+live+by
words to live by
gonna+need+a+working+AC+to+cool+that+burn+down
gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down
smart+and+funny.+a+true+legend
smart and funny. a true legend
this+kid+is+asking+the+right+questions
this kid is asking the right questions
Join the conversation
is+there+another+option%3F
is there another option?
The+moral+of+this+story+is+not+about+patience.+smh
The moral of this story is not about patience. smh
Darth+Vader+is+such+a+sentimental+sap%21
Darth Vader is such a sentimental sap!
Out+of+the+ground+they+rose.+What+was+your+dumbest+belief%3F
Out of the ground they rose. What was your dumbest belief?
they%26%238217%3Bre+both+full+of+shit
they’re both full of shit
exactly+how+i+feel+every+time
exactly how i feel every time
if+you%26%238217%3Bre+tall+enough+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+even+need+a+step+stool
if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool
Ireland+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+stand+a+chance
Ireland wouldn’t stand a chance