Optimist, pessimist, realist, me.
Almost died in Finding Nemo.
Victoria’s Secret vs. Dove.
Roses are red…
When a website tries to suggest a username.
Awesome fingernails are awesome.
The multiverse theory.
Hi, I’m Paula Deen.
You were beautiful until your Photoshop 30-day trial expired.
Why I’m alone.
All the singles in my area want to meet me!
words to live by
gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down
smart and funny. a true legend
this kid is asking the right questions
Join the conversation
is there another option?
The moral of this story is not about patience. smh
Darth Vader is such a sentimental sap!
Out of the ground they rose. What was your dumbest belief?
they’re both full of shit
exactly how i feel every time
if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool
Ireland wouldn’t stand a chance