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the perfect moment caught in time

the perfect moment caught in time
“back in my day, eggs were free”
“back in my day, eggs were free”
pandas gone loco
pandas gone loco
“math isn’t in our policy”
“math isn’t in our policy”
claws and applause
claws and applause
the lights are on, no one’s home
the lights are on, no one’s home
stainfluencer
stainfluencer
runs on bread
runs on bread
eau de cozy blanket
eau de cozy blanket
unconditional love… with strict conditions
unconditional love… with strict conditions
fur-gotten ankles
fur-gotten ankles
queen of time
queen of time
myspace just rolled over in its grave
myspace just rolled over in its grave
bzzzz… the sound of relief
bzzzz… the sound of relief
“hola! can you say ‘leftovers’?”
“hola! can you say ‘leftovers’?”
sounds like a bloody disappointment
sounds like a bloody disappointment
it%26%238217%3Bs+not+too+late
it’s not too late
she+just+lost+a+fan
she just lost a fan
and+now+I+can%26%238217%3Bt+look+to+my+left
and now I can’t look to my left
I+think+i%26%238217%3Bm+hilarious
I think i’m hilarious
Join the conversation
i+read+that+in+his+voice+and+now+I%26%238217%3Bm+crying%2C+too
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too
what+is+this+sorcery
what is this sorcery
stepping+out+of+your+dietary+comfort+zone
stepping out of your dietary comfort zone
heartworming
heartworming
who+has+it+worse%3F
who has it worse?
i+really+want+a+donut+now
i really want a donut now
is+this+the+world%26%238217%3Bs+scariest+spider%3F
is this the world’s scariest spider?
per+my+last+shot
per my last shot