welp, looks like i’m not getting sleep tonight

welp, looks like i'm not getting sleep tonight

an oddly believable scenario

an oddly believable scenario

in the real world your dog can call you

in the real world your dog can call you

it’s what’s under the hood that counts

it’s what’s under the hood that counts

this bar just earned my patronage with this sign

this bar just earned my patronage with this sign

imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom

imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom

your pleas mean nothing in this situation

your pleas mean nothing in this situation

just like bagel bites prophesized

just like bagel bites prophesized

she was talking to the dog

she was talking to the dog

become ungovernable

become ungovernable

baby gandalf

she only has herself to blame

she only has herself to blame

how to get kicked out of every local gym

how to get kicked out of every local gym

punk rock goat – make sure you avoid her in the mosh pit!

punk rock goat – make sure you avoid her in the mosh pit!

ancient multi-tasking

ancient multi-tasking

this is really cool

this is really cool