You should see our Defense dept, though…
Taxes were spent.
Still looks better than the latest rough draft.
Work hard and play your cards right; You could be President some day.
Starbucks serves ale.
Suddenly Polar Bear Express
I mean, yeah.
What does yellow feel like?
*creates the Church of England*
He drank it in front of me, never breaking eye contact…
Bless you, smol child.
Me at 20 VS Jennifer Aniston at 50
This sounds like a win, win, win situation.
The LGBT sandwich is pretty good.
Had to get over some pride issues… ready for help now.
Landing felt particularly unsafe…
When your kids are born.
Exclusive Bran Stark from season five of Game of Thrones
You tried, mom…
Join the conversation
You tell’em Mr. President…
Comic Book Guy could work at Pawn Stars
Tour de Plants
One last Harlem Shake
I can’t handle this dog.
Girls and accents.
It’s my life.
Why you can’t print that.