My little brother’s bird died this morning and I noticed this in the search history :/

WAIT A MINUTE!

Prisoner at Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary couldn’t evade the law even with that cute lil hat, circa 1900s.

RiP In Peace, oh Danny Boy.

Ohhh she must not speak English, probably.

You are not touching the wassermelone, savvy?

B O L T all day.

Rice crispies are meant to be eaten.

Dad reviews daughters test kitchen.

Gonna need you to calm right down, ma’am.

The vehicle acquisition dept. sucks, basically.

You can’t even begin to handle this board of fruits.

We call him Rex.

Can the Bronze Age survive this?

I can’t wait to learn how this is a democratic hoax in 240 characters or less.

Magnetic resonance image showing a mother and child’s bond. The image is of neuroscientist Rebecca Saxe kissing her two month old son.