Sparkling water is the devil’s drink.

I guess I’m a vampire now…

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.

I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

Guess whooo?

Well worn knives.

This is b-e-a-utiful.

Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.

She can do better.

Calm down, David; We believe in us.

The new local dog park checks out.

The duck is a lie.

What a mogul!