just let it happen

ode de febreeze

live laugh lobotomy

never letting go

i live at the zoo now

the “cool” police

sea urchins love hats

purr-fect

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

there’s no way a home made this soup

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

mephisto signing off off of zoom

all my problems can be blamed on astrology