Inventive Dad of the day
wee wittle snowfwake
There is never not always a tweet.
Roll me over and pour the milk, please.
Nancy Pelosi meeting JFK. circa 1961
You OK, Mike?
Balance. You either have it you don’t.
Do not let the doors know their power.
Patton Oswalt celebrating his Emmy Award alone in 2016, his wife had passed away earlier that year.
Ahhh. Got it.
BURN THE WITCH!
The Committee Against Vaccuum Cleaners would like to forge a complaint.
Here’s your sign.
Just USA things. Y’all just can’t relate.
John Wilkes Booth likes this.
It’s a trap!
Join the conversation
… and my sax.
Why eyebrows are important.
Do I know you from somewhere?
They see me rollin’. They hatin’.
Every day I’m shufflin’.