it has been decided. father figure is the new dad bod

what’s your favorite victorian slang?

what’s your favorite victorian slang?

always doing something wrong, just not sure what

always doing something wrong, just not sure what

well this is awkward

well this is awkward

bad decisions bagel with cream cheese

bad decisions bagel with cream cheese

nailed it

stabby the kitten

stabby the kitten

I want to be explosively clean

I want to be explosively clean

cute and ugly cute

cute and ugly cute

shattered by his sudden passing

shattered by his sudden passing

a legend not based in reality

a legend not based in reality

are you good at talking?

are you good at talking?

i shouldn’t have laughed at this but i did

i shouldn’t have laughed at this but i did

yes, get your own socks

yes, get your own socks

the calm before the bloodbath

the calm before the bloodbath

for when one bottle just isn’t enough

for when one bottle just isn’t enough