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you jog, I log off
you jog, I log off
Things escalated centi-mentally
Things escalated centi-mentally
Hidden Messages in IKEA Manuals
Hidden Messages in IKEA Manuals
Even ghosts fear waking her
Even ghosts fear waking her
slay calm and carry spoon
slay calm and carry spoon
Are you a full moon? Because I lose control around you!
Are you a full moon? Because I lose control around you!
confidence: legendary, stats: tragic
confidence: legendary, stats: tragic
chaotic neutral
chaotic neutral
300% sass protection
300% sass protection
Make dinosaurs weird again. Paleo-maximalism now!
Make dinosaurs weird again. Paleo-maximalism now!
this grew in confusion
this grew in confusion
Smile Like Nobody’s Drilling
Smile Like Nobody’s Drilling
The Bark Side of Monday!
The Bark Side of Monday!
Sauron’s got that eye for design
Sauron’s got that eye for design
my spine knows every street scar
my spine knows every street scar
I+am+completely+fine+with+this.
I am completely fine with this.
Dry+cleaners+on+Roncesvalles+in+Toronto+are+sorry+they+couln%26%238217%3Bt+help+more%26%238230%3B
Dry cleaners on Roncesvalles in Toronto are sorry they couln’t help more…
Me+too%2C+pal.
Me too, pal.
Sing+it%26%238230%3B
Sing it…
Join the conversation
Lawn+darts+should+make+a+comeback.
Lawn darts should make a comeback.
Wait+a+Mainet%26%238230%3B
Wait a Mainet…
Bidet%26%238217%3Bs+are+all+business.
Bidet’s are all business.
Bubba+would+be+proud%26%238230%3B
Bubba would be proud…
Be+good+to+others+when+you+are+blessed.
Be good to others when you are blessed.
.%2Fultra_bjork.sh
./ultra_bjork.sh
When+I+dance%2C+you+dance%2C+we+dance.
When I dance, you dance, we dance.
If+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+very+large%2C+I+send+it+back.
If it’s not very large, I send it back.