it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

Take off from Australia, land in China

How do I sign up for this?

Surprises for the drunk one

Why you all mad, tho?

This Kid Wins Halloween Every Year

Breaking news!

Surprise boy to lift your spirits.

This bear naps.

Get woke (mew)

There was a firefight!

Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory

Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.

I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity

Permission to cry.

*watches Netflix happily*