it was no god

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

generic father figure for backyard bbq needed in Spokane.

the older i get, the darker and grittier batman movies get

looks like apples are off the menu for anti-vaxxers!

the muse and his portrait

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

how to manifest the winning lottery numbers without over-buying tickets

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

it’s okay to stare

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human

the moment your realize you might be a mouse

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die