it’s my time
Balloon animals for beginners.
Matterhorn at night.
Choose your own adventure.
Best use of my tax dollars I’ve seen yet.
Just got the RSVP to my friend’s wedding…
New parent idea.
I… didn’t consider this.
The time is nigh.
A time when women couldn’t run a marathon.
Story of my life.
All I can think about watching The Hobbit.
My attempt at small talk at parties.
Modern Family Sass
I hope to love like this one day.
That’s not his wife… How can that be his wife?