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I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time

Remember that one time Steve Irwin chased and caught an emu with his bare hands?
Remember that one time Steve Irwin chased and caught an emu with his bare hands?
Coming in hot!
Coming in hot!
Flash, take the controls
Flash, take the controls
We were asked to leave…
We were asked to leave…
Best use of googly eyes I’ve seen
Best use of googly eyes I’ve seen
The commitment…
The commitment…
I could work here
I could work here
I’mma get you…
I’mma get you…
Migingo Island, a 0.0008 sq mi dirt mound with 131 inhabitants
Migingo Island, a 0.0008 sq mi dirt mound with 131 inhabitants
The way Portia is looking at Ellen…
The way Portia is looking at Ellen…
Neutron Stars are dense and massive
Neutron Stars are dense and massive
I bet he owns a gun
I bet he owns a gun
I present to you: Obi-Wan Kenboni.
I present to you: Obi-Wan Kenboni.
Bippity-boppity-burned
Bippity-boppity-burned
I worry about the people I’m friends with
I worry about the people I’m friends with
Hate+when+that+happens.
Hate when that happens.
Hey+Pro-Lifers%26%238230%3B
Hey Pro-Lifers…
He+must+be+Peter+Pettigrew.
He must be Peter Pettigrew.
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when…
Join the conversation
Forever+alone%2C+level%3A+delicious.
Forever alone, level: delicious.
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
True+story.
True story.
This+is+how+I+die.
This is how I die.
Words.
Words.
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
I+think+they%26%238217%3Bre+cool+now.
I think they’re cool now.