james beard nominated

100 percent would still pet

100 percent would still pet

somebody once told me

somebody once told me

the car knew, too

the car knew, too

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

what we need here is more water, obviously

what we need here is more water, obviously

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

is this real or photoshopped?

is this real or photoshopped?

i’ll take the chicken

i’ll take the chicken

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old

the please and the thank you

the please and the thank you

if you were curious

if you were curious

can you solve this math problem?

can you solve this math problem?

we all laugh together or no one laughs

we all laugh together or no one laughs

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived

he’s a fucking fast learner

he’s a fucking fast learner