Job Busters!!

*phoooomp*

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

Best not breath at me…

DIY Homer’s spice rack from the Simpsons

It is finished, it is done…

Cats keep it pretty simple…

And that’s just fine right now, Stu.

Cheap entertainment!

When Trailer Park Boys SMS VENT

Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.

Friendly reminder to move on.

People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.

C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.

Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.

We don’t need a vaccine for this one…