joe-tice me, senpai

Checking on the status of his next marvel contract

Checking on the status of his next marvel contract

does this mean peter parker and pepper potts had an affair?

does this mean peter parker and pepper potts had an affair?

all the time

yep, i have no idea at all…

yep, i have no idea at all…

my body is just looking out for my best interests

my body is just looking out for my best interests

got any facts about ducks to add?

got any facts about ducks to add?

what are you buying? gas, probably…

what are you buying? gas, probably…

i’m charming, too

i’m charming, too

it’s worth a shot. what’s the worst that could happen?

it’s worth a shot. what’s the worst that could happen?

I’d rather grow a beard than shave with this

I’d rather grow a beard than shave with this

if you see one furby then it’s already too late

if you see one furby then it’s already too late

bdsm can stand for a number of things

bdsm can stand for a number of things

goldfish royalty

goldfish royalty

speaking was a bad choice

speaking was a bad choice

I don’t know what I have more questions about, the perfectly posed cat in front of the painting, or the same image on a white canvas to the left

I don’t know what I have more questions about, the perfectly posed cat in front of the painting, or the same image on a white canvas to the left