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Ruiner of picnics and outdoor weddings

Ruiner of picnics and outdoor weddings
ugly? yes. unemployed? never.
ugly? yes. unemployed? never.
emotionally hungry, not physically
emotionally hungry, not physically
trust? no. truce? absolutely
trust? no. truce? absolutely
half human, half rotisserie chicken
half human, half rotisserie chicken
just girly things… with dad’s face
just girly things… with dad’s face
45 degrees of inner monologue
45 degrees of inner monologue
taxonomist by day, punster by trait
taxonomist by day, punster by trait
just trust me…very homo sapiens
just trust me…very homo sapiens
Enrolled in curses, accidentally cursed myself
Enrolled in curses, accidentally cursed myself
dying inside, glowing outside
dying inside, glowing outside
those legs? illegal in five countries
those legs? illegal in five countries
paranormal activity footage
paranormal activity footage
frappocalypse
frappocalypse
she’s full of lies and nuggets
she’s full of lies and nuggets
give me mars!
give me mars!
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