Caught me drowsy.

Every morning after my first cup of coffee.

It’s that time of year again.

Come on Barbie let’s go party?

Advanced American to British translation guide.

Freshly dyed sheep run in view of the highway near Bathgate, Scotland. The sheep farmer has been dying his sheep with NON-TOXIC dye since 2007 to entertain passing motorists.

Leftover management.

My boyfriend was eager to meet my mom.

If Disney Princesses went to High School.

For the kid in all of us…

Joke-Writing Class

I used to have a one-eyed cat…

Twerk

And that’s why gas prices are so high.

Gay men will marry your girlfriends.

NOPE… YEP!