The final woof.

The final woof.

ho ho homicide

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod

did he do it?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

trojan pigeon

the math adds up

the math adds up

beyond offensive

beyond offensive

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

wasted gems

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

it’s a bit extreme

it’s a bit extreme

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first