jurassic tool

I’m a bit of a savant

He has arrived. Praise him.

OK but why do you look so sad? Who hurt you? Who ate your doughnut?

2017 Parenting According To Twitter [so many]

It’s for the exposure…

I ain’t no snitch.

Some of the sweetest Jim and Pam moments

Neat nature facts.

This supercell in North Dakota will murder you and your entire family.

(…we could deal with DPRK, Russia AND Syria in one fell swoop)

Only 1590’s kids remember

Potty training a 20lb cat. This is internet.

I’m okay

Randylion.

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