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just a little light reading before bed

they know me for who I am
they know me for who I am
I just want my lunch…
I just want my lunch…
making my math teacher proud
making my math teacher proud
well I’m “willing”…
well I’m “willing”…
all that training for nothing
all that training for nothing
grandma is sick of you
grandma is sick of you
the good ol’ days
the good ol’ days
where are your gods now
where are your gods now
only missing “as per my last email”
only missing “as per my last email”
i am once again asking for your help
i am once again asking for your help
you know the saying — get 3,416 birds with one bag
you know the saying — get 3,416 birds with one bag
People Having a Worse Day than You
People Having a Worse Day than You
so I didn’t need to pay after all
so I didn’t need to pay after all
all aboard the crazy train
all aboard the crazy train
and I took that personally
and I took that personally
Magnets+are+friggan+cool.
Magnets are friggan cool.
The+mug+for+grammatically+inept+people.
The mug for grammatically inept people.
The+fidget+spinner+of+the+90s
The fidget spinner of the 90s
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+this+kind+of+candy+patience.+OM+NOM+NOM.
I don’t have this kind of candy patience. OM NOM NOM.
Join the conversation
When+your+brother+is+savage+AF.
When your brother is savage AF.
It%26%238217%3Bs+the+universal+truth
It’s the universal truth
The+LEGO+Batman+helmet+will+murder+you+and+your+families+feet.
The LEGO Batman helmet will murder you and your families feet.
A+golf+fan+asks+Bill+Murray+to+please+autograph+his+forehead
A golf fan asks Bill Murray to please autograph his forehead
A+true+gentleman
A true gentleman
Hi+George
Hi George
Extremist+optimist.
Extremist optimist.
Internet+plz
Internet plz