just finishing my harvest, don’t mind me

Go home, pigeon

Go home, pigeon

His sign may be smaller, but his message is much bigger.

His sign may be smaller, but his message is much bigger.

Warning: This Tupperware may provoke flashbacks.

Warning: This Tupperware may provoke flashbacks.

Should have had it sorted this time around…

Should have had it sorted this time around…

Made me s m i l e

Made me s m i l e

If you don’t have one, it’s you.

If you don’t have one, it’s you.

That’s not AI.

That’s not AI.

Thanks Dad.

You wanna talk about Father’s day?

You wanna talk about Father’s day?

Dads only like grilling, fishing, golf and beer, right?

Dads only like grilling, fishing, golf and beer, right?

Build the wall.

Build the wall.

Chance of rain on Tinder

Chance of rain on Tinder

Not interested in the slightest.

Not interested in the slightest.

Chef Rush: The White House Chef who Benches 700lbs, Sculpts Ice, and Decorates Cake

Chef Rush: The White House Chef who Benches 700lbs, Sculpts Ice, and Decorates Cake

Talk to your dad, please. He might listen to you.

Talk to your dad, please. He might listen to you.