just like mama used to bake

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

what concepts did you learn in high school that are now outdated?

the problem in this predicament is clearly a werewolf

24 then and now

the reason you don’t always have to be the bigger person

the first human robot baby hybrid is adorable

When you gotta go, you gotta go

don’t get me too much credit. i will always find a way to miss it

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

next time i order a burger im trying this – i’ll have my burger like my fries. very large

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

It’s times like these you really should use a pseudonym or chage professions