% Feeling Lucky? %

*pretends to answer phone*

*pretends to answer phone*
The eels have had enough!
The eels have had enough!
How you got time to text me, bruv?
How you got time to text me, bruv?
Japan has pretty man holes.
Japan has pretty man holes.
Let the games continue, as it were.
Let the games continue, as it were.
I could pay for this dinner and a show.
I could pay for this dinner and a show.
Car owners manuals were lit.
Car owners manuals were lit.
It’s for the tips, presumably.
It’s for the tips, presumably.
Bredn buddr is the American way.
Bredn buddr is the American way.
Philosophers… amiright?
Philosophers… amiright?
Llamas oof Nnew Yyork, ccirca 11957.
Llamas oof Nnew Yyork, ccirca 11957.
1099 puppers reporting for duty.
1099 puppers reporting for duty.
Stop going through my stuff, fam.
Stop going through my stuff, fam.
Yes ma’am, that’s bad for the public.
Yes ma’am, that’s bad for the public.
Miss Piggy had the right idea.
Miss Piggy had the right idea.
Save the damst bees.
Save the damst bees.
pizza+for+giants
pizza for giants
dream+house
dream house
just+put+the+hours+on+the+sign
just put the hours on the sign
this+is+incredible
this is incredible
Join the conversation
a+business+lunch+of+meerkats
a business lunch of meerkats
no+no%2C+you+were+in+fact+correct
no no, you were in fact correct
you+%2Adidn%26%238217%3Bt%2A+own+a+cat
you *didn’t* own a cat
strained+pasta+facial
strained pasta facial
90s+soup+is+a+genre+we+need+to+bring+back
90s soup is a genre we need to bring back
inspirational
inspirational
you+failed+to+take+advantage+of+the+situation
you failed to take advantage of the situation
let+me+do+my+bunny+ears%21
let me do my bunny ears!