*pretends to answer phone*
The eels have had enough!
How you got time to text me, bruv?
Japan has pretty man holes.
Let the games continue, as it were.
I could pay for this dinner and a show.
Car owners manuals were lit.
It’s for the tips, presumably.
Bredn buddr is the American way.
Llamas oof Nnew Yyork, ccirca 11957.
1099 puppers reporting for duty.
Stop going through my stuff, fam.
Yes ma’am, that’s bad for the public.
Miss Piggy had the right idea.
Save the damst bees.
pizza for giants
just put the hours on the sign
this is incredible
Join the conversation
a business lunch of meerkats
no no, you were in fact correct
you *didn’t* own a cat
strained pasta facial
90s soup is a genre we need to bring back
you failed to take advantage of the situation
let me do my bunny ears!