justice wears heels

say aloe to my little friend

say aloe to my little friend

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*

the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

another delicious hummuscide

another delicious hummuscide

planking isn’t for everybody

planking isn’t for everybody

was joining the US military the original squid game?

was joining the US military the original squid game?

the makers of oreos have no chill

the makers of oreos have no chill

this is emperor palpatine for skillshare

this is emperor palpatine for skillshare

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

the flux capacitor can only handle so much