much drunk. many spin….
Being nice never worked, anyway
must be the disney ears
I love avocados too much
i see a white light
god finds a way
There’s no going back
some dogs just want to watch the world burn
You first. No, you, I insist!
Agent of adorable chaos
From mayor of flavortown to insurance salesman
gotta hydrate for spitting straight fire
The true path to the dark side of the force
5 stars on yelp
does this swimsuit make me look fat?
not dead yet