keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that

Bat Bro. Never forget.

Searched Canadian national animal…Was not disappointed

Are you bilingual too?

Code name: Julia.

Whenever my parents have computer problems

Somebody has to come out and say it.

Sorry not sorry.

Flight attendant made an announcement to congratulate her on her 12 year career with the US Marines. The cabin erupted into applause.

Still one of my favorite scenes of all time.

Halloween, All…Year…Round…

Ebert weighs in

Infiltrate their mind

Reason #439932 to not drink and drive.

I should have a baby.

86 mile high volcanic plume on Io, one of Jupiter’s moons. Taken by Galileo.