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Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

I don’t know what to feel about this.

I don’t know what to feel about this.

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

I don’t believe you.

I don’t believe you.

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

Cooper spends very happy days with his human friend.

Cooper spends very happy days with his human friend.

Married life.

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

I love sporting.

I love sporting.

Science throw-down

Science throw-down

Pregnancy tests are hard.

Pregnancy tests are hard.