kind sir, i do believe that is a shit opinion, my lord

She’s a little confused but got the right idea…

She’s a little confused but got the right idea…

You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. – The Onion

You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. – The Onion

Dad jokes…

OK but what about the child brides?

OK but what about the child brides?

Look at it differently.

Look at it differently.

Pandemics are for poetry.

Pandemics are for poetry.

Yet another muggle loving Weasley.

Yet another muggle loving Weasley.

In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.

In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.

OK but what about the gig workers?

OK but what about the gig workers?

I could climb this pinnacle.

I could climb this pinnacle.

All hail the one true Tiger King.

All hail the one true Tiger King.

‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.

‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.

This is how snails dispense their loved ones.

This is how snails dispense their loved ones.

The robots have harnessed the humans…

The robots have harnessed the humans…

99.92 percent effective against the invisible enemy.

99.92 percent effective against the invisible enemy.