Programmers do the darndest things.
How most end users view IT professionals
Every time a cat cleans itself it is worshiping the Dark Lord
My mind has been blown…
Whenever you feel sad or alone…
I have made a terrible mistake.
Oreo’s are vegan.
The Nicobar Pigeon.
He wants to race!
Hey, Ms. Weaver.
It’s not you… it’s me.
God I hate double standards.
Hey baby on a scale of 1 to America how free are you tonight?
Mythbuster: Household pet edition