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ladies, what do you want pockets for?

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell
gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell
I never thought of it that way
I never thought of it that way
i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway
i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway
if you were curious
if you were curious
the most badass way to spread your ashes
the most badass way to spread your ashes
what we need here is more water, obviously
what we need here is more water, obviously
beavers hate running water
beavers hate running water
I was today’s years old
I was today’s years old
It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do
It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do
100 percent would still pet
100 percent would still pet
reading is magic
reading is magic
no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans
no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans
was he wrong, though?
was he wrong, though?
just get to the recipe already!
just get to the recipe already!
he’s a fucking fast learner
he’s a fucking fast learner
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21
It’s a trap!
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
Words.
Words.
McHitler.
McHitler.
Join the conversation
This+is+how+I+die.
This is how I die.
What+is+your+Batman+name%3F%3F%3F
What is your Batman name???
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
He+must+be+Peter+Pettigrew.
He must be Peter Pettigrew.
What+Beauty+and+the+Beast+teaches+us.
What Beauty and the Beast teaches us.
This+means+war%26%238230%3B
This means war…
Forever+alone%2C+level%3A+delicious.
Forever alone, level: delicious.
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!