laser gazer

they told him he could be anything, so he decided to be everything

they told him he could be anything, so he decided to be everything

this bar just earned my patronage with this sign

this bar just earned my patronage with this sign

she was talking to the dog

she was talking to the dog

ancient multi-tasking

ancient multi-tasking

in the real world your dog can call you

in the real world your dog can call you

become ungovernable

become ungovernable

she only has herself to blame

she only has herself to blame

refuse to lose

give me your best conversation stoppers

give me your best conversation stoppers

punk rock goat – make sure you avoid her in the mosh pit!

punk rock goat – make sure you avoid her in the mosh pit!

trying on pants at old navy

trying on pants at old navy

how to get kicked out of every local gym

how to get kicked out of every local gym

just like bagel bites prophesized

just like bagel bites prophesized

an oddly believable scenario

an oddly believable scenario

imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom

imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom