What a good boy

Skypin’ my gurl with bad WIFI :/

How to get kicked out of your web design class.

Comcast really nailed it with their April Fools ad!

Be nice to your barista.

How does a bill become law?

when she says that she only dates serious guys

Your offering pleases me tiny human

Damn nature. That’s pretty cool.

Dad jokes are evolving

Solar system according to flat earthers

They’re plans. Damn good ones too.

Best job application ever

[NSFV] The Blue Lingcod has blue flesh.

Baby whale initiates a rare transfer of rainbow power with human

The United States Navy has announced that they will be building a war ship dedicated to POTUS, named the USS Donald J. Trump