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ElfOnTheShelf4Hire
Dinosaurs are even more awesome than we thought. Over.
Dinosaurs are even more awesome than we thought. Over.
Go ahead, count the black dots.
Go ahead, count the black dots.
Sing it.
Sing it.
Accurate.
Accurate.
I want to be a grown up.
I want to be a grown up.
Super Mario Rage.
Super Mario Rage.
I LUV TEH LIIIZARDS.
I LUV TEH LIIIZARDS.
11:12.
11:12.
First-person shooter disease.
First-person shooter disease.
The universe.
The universe.
Batman!
Batman!
OM NOM NOM.
OM NOM NOM.
Pie.
Pie.
Step on Lego. Lego cries.
Step on Lego. Lego cries.
Cat treadmills.
Cat treadmills.
asking+the+important+questions
asking the important questions
only+missing+%26%238220%3Bas+per+my+last+email%26%238221%3B
only missing “as per my last email”
they+know+me+for+who+I+am
they know me for who I am
I+just+want+my+lunch%26%238230%3B
I just want my lunch…
Join the conversation
enjoy+ze+capitol+hon+hon
enjoy ze capitol hon hon
horton+hears+a+hoot
horton hears a hoot
where+are+your+gods+now
where are your gods now
so+I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+need+to+pay+after+all
so I didn’t need to pay after all
if+greg+can+do+it%2C+you+can+too
if greg can do it, you can too
well+I%26%238217%3Bm+%26%238220%3Bwilling%26%238221%3B%26%238230%3B
well I’m “willing”…
dry+as+a+brick
dry as a brick
and+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+one+square+inch
and it’s only one square inch