When your stretching the truth but feeling confident.
Catfishing for fun and for profit.
The Rock is good.
If a mollusk could cry for help…
The Matrix but with cows.
Sorry my mom acted like a toddler…
Oh the times they are a changin’
Give us the fancy feast.
Brendan you are a got dam genius.
*pokes it with a stick*
Just yearbook vibes…
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…
Aestheticians hate this one trick!
The peaches this year are impecible.
Clap with me now…
Before and after. Be careful with what you post on the internet.
Why is Caillou bald?
For What Dark Deeds Have You Summoned Us, Human?
Join the conversation
What Your Drink Really Says About You
DIY Kitty Sharpie Mug
Sometimes It’s A Hand, But Sometimes It’s Not
Don’t Make Fun Of Those People
My small talk usually goes like this
Of Course It Sucks
Wall Covered In Dinosaur Footprints